June 2012
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anrdew:
“vroom vroom”
you hear that
that’s the sound of me driving away another person that I care about
optimist: this glass is half full
pessimist: this glass is half empty
tumblr user: i'm offended
oktocrycorral:
They should just add an “omg” key to keyboards
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The proper way to finger a woman is with your...
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“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...”
– Karen Marie Moning (via neknekmo)
Don’t say nice things to me because I will fall in love with you and die.
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tastycum:
i love my gf so much. been having some really nice times with her, she’s my best friend.
aww my boyfriend is too gay to write something like this.
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