anrdew: “vroom vroom” you hear that that’s the sound of me driving away another person that I care about
optimist: this glass is half full
pessimist: this glass is half empty
tumblr user: i'm offended
oktocrycorral: They should just add an “omg” key to keyboards
The proper way to finger a woman is with your...
Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then...– Karen Marie Moning (via neknekmo)
Don’t say nice things to me because I will fall in love with you and die.
tastycum: i love my gf so much. been having some really nice times with her, she’s my best friend. aww my boyfriend is too gay to write something like this.